Tuesday, 15 November 2011
Children and Pets
Today I was thinking, what if I have children and pets and one of the kids accidently squeezed the animal too hard and killed it? I'd always wonder if the kid was a serial killer.
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
Screw Biology or Bleeding and not Dying
So I just did some math. Say you started your period when you're 12 and you hit menopause when you're 50.
So that's 38 years of menstruating. 38 x 12 months in a year is 456 months of bleeding.
Say the average period is four days long. 456 x 4 is 1,824 days of bleeding and not FUCKING DYING!
Also if you use four tampons in a 24 hour period that's 7,296 tampons in a lifetime.
Why is biology such a douche-canoe? I refuse to believe that bleeding for 3-5 days and NOT DYING is normal.
So that's 38 years of menstruating. 38 x 12 months in a year is 456 months of bleeding.
Say the average period is four days long. 456 x 4 is 1,824 days of bleeding and not FUCKING DYING!
Also if you use four tampons in a 24 hour period that's 7,296 tampons in a lifetime.
Why is biology such a douche-canoe? I refuse to believe that bleeding for 3-5 days and NOT DYING is normal.
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