Children and Pets

Today I was thinking, what if I have children and pets and one of the kids accidently squeezed the animal too hard and killed it? I'd always wonder if the kid was a serial killer.

Screw Biology or Bleeding and not Dying

So I just did some math. Say you started your period when you're 12 and you hit menopause when you're 50.

So that's 38 years of menstruating. 38 x 12 months in a year is 456 months of bleeding.

Say the average period is four days long. 456 x 4 is 1,824 days of bleeding and not FUCKING DYING!

Also if you use four tampons in a 24 hour period that's 7,296 tampons in a lifetime.

Why is biology such a douche-canoe? I refuse to believe that bleeding for 3-5 days and NOT DYING is normal.

It's Halloween muthafuckas.

Decided to dress as a semi-slutty nun today. Elderly people do not like it when you dress as a nun, they give you dirty looks. Granted I was smoking. I really wanted to go as a slutty pregnant nun but couldn't find a costume big enough.
Going as a slutty nun is awesome because it's ironic.

Rock on